Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Imagine...

Imagine if Breathalyzers were introduced into Nigeria

Imagine if our Nigerian Police Force uniform was switched to white

Imagine if Facebook,Twitter and Blackberry Messenger suddenly shut down

Imagine if water became a banned substance

Imagine your Blackberry messenger with a sign-out button

Imagine if your Blackberry battery power lasted 3 days after a full charge

Imagine Konga winning a Grammy

Imagine Beyonce and Angelina Jolie inviting you for a threesome

Imagine if Bill Gates was revealed to be your actual father

Imagine if Alex Usifo and Ving Rhames are actually brothers

Imagine if the world ended and you were caught pants down

Imagine if humans were prey to other beings

Imagine a Justin Bieber and Wizkid collabo

Imagine Chidi Mokeme as Indiana Jones

Imagine your long-term relationship ending abruptly

Imagine a world without Google

Imagine if Osama was a Reverend

Imagine if Obama was a burglar or marijuana peddler

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